I thought this was going to be a family friendly song.. turns out it wasn’t in the most hilarious way possible.

This man left the internet too soon.

We should be EXTREMELY thankful that websites where you chat with a randomly chosen stranger are a thing of the past.

Man can't believe AS's game department used to have genuine original bangers that collabed with small developers like this one, then later in the 2010s they just shat out two Rick and Morty games and Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time before dying alone.
Doesn't help at the fact Virtual Rick-ality is the only one of those three titles that's still playable, and that one's just a one-gimmick simulation game that people only gave a shit about because R&M was the big show around then.

Such a damn fumble.. wish AS could go to their indie side again.

The classic Atari vibe is nailed down to a T on this. Especially with having to put credits in the start screen like a true arcade game and not knowing a single damn thing about how to play this properly despite flipping through the instructions several times and getting the gist of it.

My favorite detail about this game is how every Koopa you stumble across is already dead from heart failure.

THE SONG OF ALL TIME.

When a malware ad drove people so insane to the point where this banger was created to satirize on it.

Oh yeah last night, I- *Henry pops out and does the greatest boogie known to man*

One of the MILFS of all time.

Someday we need a NG equivalent to House of Mouse.

The joys of overdosing on pumpkin spice.